Here is a story of a day of barbecue in which the husband wishes to speak. I took it out of an email sent by my mom, I hope that has not been a hint, rather direct ...
The activity of making roast beef, is the one that best reflects the culinary virtues of men. From the moment the husband volunteers to cook, it triggers the following sequence of events:
1. The man takes the grill and charcoal.
2. Women clean the grill.
3. The woman goes to the market and buy the tortillas.
4. The woman prepares the salsa and guacamole
5. The woman prepares the meat for the grill.
6. The woman placed on a plate all necessary utensils and condiments.
7. The woman wears the flesh the grid and plate the man who is lying next to the grill drinking a beer.
8. The man places the meat on the grill.
9. The woman makes the rice.
10. Season the salad women.
11. The woman prepares the dessert.
12. The woman returns to go outside to tell her husband to remove the meat from the grill because it will char.
13. The man takes the meat from the grill carefully and gives it to his wife.
14. The woman put on the table and cut the meat, place the dish of meat, rice, sauces, hot tortillas and guacamole salad on the table and get to eat.
15. Man served another beer.
16. The woman picks up the dishes, glasses, cutlery, clean the table and make coffee.
17. The woman serving coffee and dessert.
18. After lunch, the woman returns to clear the table and save it.
19. The woman washes the dishes and kitchen orders.
20.The man leaves the grill in the garden yet because it still contains coals burning.
21. The man asks his wife if she has enjoyed not having to cook today.
22. Before his sneer, the man finds that women will never be satisfied.
Who understands?
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