SHIELD OF THE NEW KINGDOM OF GRANADA
The Good Council presented the latest proposal for your creative department: New Coat of our country, The New Kingdom of Granada Fragmentation. New in our beautiful country because the old things you throw away-as it deserves, and at the time in which something seems to have it liquidated tradition.
So before you call Carlos Duque to redesign it, appreciate this summary of what a kingdom because we like queens, and again because we like the new. Remember that when clicking on the image it gets bigger.
The old condor, donated to our mother country (United States) to learn English and live in California where he could match the tan mountain that gave the Andes, gave rise to the famous French Poodle, that if an animal with roots in the country's households. It is said that for every neogranadino two enrazado French poodle and a poodle with Creole. One in five is called "Kookie".
Proud, the French carried in the mouth a branch of African palm, symbol of the progress of the owners of African palms, behind a TV antenna reminds us that we have to believe everything we see on national channels.
The old motto "Liberty and Order" was by his will when he did not mean anything. Apparently he went to the mountain and is now known as Alias \u200b\u200b"Cintillo." Instead, two native words the local language come to mean the north of our country: first me, then you, gonorrhea. Twenty-one glasses of liquor
adorn the top of the flags, each representing a holiday in addition to the 54 Sunday, crowned as the country that less work in the world. Four chainsaws
(new) support the sacred cloak of our flag, which also changed the proportions giving the red rightful place as a symbol of bloodshed and yellow achiquitando (wealth) and blue (seas) their "right proportions."
The first band of the royal shield in its center the fragmentation grenade, icon of the cleaning as we Like here, we're so neat. A cornucopia of old was taken abroad. Although they were empty after being sacked by the commission authorized the redesign of the shield. By the way, if you see them please tell them to communicate with the Good Council.
In the place of one of the cornucopia, a symbol of abundance that is not food but of bullets and gold appear the crown and scepter of Queen of New Granada. The other cornucopia broke it while trying to steal it and left it there, smells like marketplace, but not so bad.
The second strip replaces the obsolete Phrygian cap, which was very frigid, something warmer: El Sombrero Vueltiao. The Shading Vueltiao went from a hat to a symbol and so it is now mandatory if one wants it known that one believes that large tracts of land have to come to a position in public administration, or whether one believes that can save tropipop the country from the tragedies that hit. A Kalashnikov rifle
beautiful (or AK-47) holding the hat to signify the range of thought and the wide spectrum of local political convictions.
take into the arms of a country map of another country is ridiculous if that other country is not to traffic. Thus, Panama, giving up his place in Florida, great goal of our countrymen. Sea vessels disappear and instead a planeload the country's main export goes to the land of the north as a call to hope. In the hope of getting rich quickly.
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